stealing

forced sharing.

The goverment has raised new taxes stealing more from employers.

by suildur October 16, 2010

steaming Nanaimo

1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.

2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.

Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.

I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.

by jimmyjojoshabbadu January 22, 2014

steaming heap

A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.

Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!

by Drew X October 20, 2006

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator May 16, 2011

Stealing Grapes

The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.

"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"

by dr0ne August 30, 2005

Steaming Richard

a sleep-over prank. while your friend is sleeping, you poop into a sock, microwave it for about 8 seconds, then slap your friend in the face with it

"Don't even think about giving me a steaming richard while i'm sleeping"

by Tommy F. September 21, 2005

stealing valor

steal-ing val-or \stēl-ing va-lər\

verb (2014)

1. To fraudulently pose as a member or veteran of the armed forces, law enforcement, or any other similar entity, usually in order to gain undeserved honors, awards, or recognition.

SEE ALSO: STOLEN VALOR, VALOR THIEF, VALOR THEFT

"By falsely claiming to be a veteran of the Coast Guard, and using fake veteran status to promote her website, Jane is stealing valor from veterans who truly deserve recognition."

by scharky August 15, 2014