Status Aggressive

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.

I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

by Lauriefishes April 2, 2009

cya statement

1. Cover Your Ass statement.
2. A clause written into a legal document meant to protect some or all of the signers from litigation due to breach or other problem.

"Our faucet broke again, there's water everywhere and my computer's wrecked. I'm seriously suing the landlord for this one." -- "Dude, didn't you read the contract? There's a CYA statement saying he's not responsible for damage to personal property in the apartment."

by wolf sihart December 31, 2007

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

by Flying Z March 1, 2011

P status

Comes from the russian word Pohuy which means dont give a fuck. P status is short for pohuy status and is commonly used in Queens, NY.

I think my girl found out I did her best friend but I'm P status about it because it was worth it.

by Dr.Nucleus February 11, 2012

Big dog status monday

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday

Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition

by Big man in da mornin May 12, 2021

burger status

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.

Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.

by Vento December 26, 2008

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011