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Stargate

1 A extremly large vagina

2 A big birth canal

3 A caverness like vagina that can sustain a echo if yelled in to at a sufficient volume.

4 A slack vagina
1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.

2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.

3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
by Veratas July 6, 2009
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Stargate Atlantis

Jack: *kissing her stomach* Want me to go down on you?
Jill: Oh yeah baby, but there are only 6 chevrons, your address must be incorrect
Jack: Not icorrect I just need a different area code *goes under water and licks her clit*
Jill: *gasp* ATLANTIS!
by Chode McBlob December 14, 2004
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stargate atlantis

Anal sex performed inside a jacuzzi or swimming pool.
Hank not only scored with Betty in the pool, he took a trip to stargate atlantis.
by Jestermeister February 6, 2009
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Stargate chick

Average chick you date, simply to open up other possibilities with her hotter friends. Kurt Russell-style.
Saw that stargate chick last night. She ain't pretty, but I'm trying to get on to her smoking friend.
by mcbronson April 22, 2012
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toke your way to the Stargate

The feeling of getting so high you think any doorway or large circle is a portal to another world
(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"

(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"
by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011
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stargate

"he unexpectedly activated my Stargate when he was going down on me"
by i am super amazing December 15, 2008
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Stargate

1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.

It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds

In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.

Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.

Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.
by beauty man January 11, 2011
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