dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Snapple

Snuggling and napping at the same time.

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"

by snapplepros December 31, 2011

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

strapple

To simultaneously straddle and grapple someone, specifically during the act of coitus.

Last night we were going at it when all of a sudden she strapples me and starts fucking me like the fate of the world depended on it.

by Savage Joss May 30, 2006

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007