Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

Angry Stapler

While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.

I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler.

by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009

Buffalo Stapler

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

by Mitch McKay May 3, 2008

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009