Stanley Steamer 

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

Stanley Steamer by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Stanley Steamer 

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.

Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.

Stanley Steamer by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

Stanley Steamer 

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.

Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.

Stanley Steamer by Perry Jex June 2, 2019

Stanley Steamer 

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

Stanley Steamer by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

Stanley Steamer 

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

Stanley Steamer by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020

Stanley steamer 

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks

Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”

Stanley steamer by Ascience August 27, 2021

Stanley Steamer 

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

Stanley Steamer by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021