stanky

adj. funky

(in the sense that "stank" is a synonym for "funk,") derived by the face one often makes when hearing something funky, which resembles the face one makes when smelling something rancid (or stanky).

Victor Wooten can play some stanky bass.

by D. Fagen July 9, 2012

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1. Something that is impeccably dank (legit), and cant be beaten.

Man, dat food was so stanky. Chipotle burritos are stanky

by shaq deisle January 21, 2010

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Another way to say nasty or ugly

Person 1: "Why don't you just hit it and dip?"
Person 2: "Nah, I wouldn't fuck her if my life depended on it, she's stanky"

by LILR3 February 20, 2008

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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

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stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

by butlerj April 28, 2014

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