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ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
by lolwut2 October 18, 2012
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George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.
“George Salter Academy?”
Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”
by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020
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throw salt in my game

When someone tries to ruin a good thing for another, such as when I'm trying to talk to a fly young honey and then my boy comes up behind her and says, "You know this dude is 48 years old, right?." If that ain't throwing salt in my game, nothing is...BITCH!!!
As in the above example, you might say to your homie, "Damn, playa!!! Why you throw salt in my game?!?!?!?"
by PoohBearJohn August 28, 2016
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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult
by Memein April 18, 2017
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Pound Salt

Origin (from Go Lb. Salt - golbsalt.com)

The phrase "go pound salt" orginated in the early days of commercial salt mine operations in the US. There were a number of specific jobs performed by people who worked in the mine. The lowest paying and most menial job was pounding large rocks into smaller crystals that could be used for cooking and curing of meats. This job was usually given to those deemed less intelligent (the village idiot, if you will) or those who could find no other gainful employment.

The phrase became a popular way of telling someone to "go fly a kite", do something meaningless or menial, or that they were an idiot and needed to go preoccupy themselves with something mundane like crushing rock salt into crystals.

Variation on the Theme

In other parts of the country where salt mines were not common, a variation on the theme came into existence. "Go pound sand" was adopted/ adapted to convey the same meaning and was a shortened form of the phrase "go pound sand down a rat hole." Anyone with a modicum of intelligence and common sense knew that pounding sand down a rat hole was a waste of time, an idiotic waste of time. The rat would quickly dig his way back out and the filled in hole would reappear.

Contrary to popular belief, both of these phrases; "go pound salt" and "go pound sand" are not vulgar. If you find a discussion that implies a vulgar or off color connotation, this likely results from the twisted world we live in!
by Instant Karma0 February 3, 2012
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naughty salt

Clandestine description of cocaine. Often used when you wish to reference cocaine in polite company. Originates from the P. G. Wodehouse novels in which opulent upper-class members of society would attend parties, drink champagne and sniff 'Naughty Salt.'
"Why are you late for work?"

"I had some 'naughty salt' and didn't sleep until 5"
by Shalroth May 15, 2005
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Salt up

A phrase implemented in a gym setting, used when your gym bro lacks vascularity. The phrase is used to tell someone that they must grab a salt shaker and shake salt directly into their mouth to get a better pump.
Max: “Hey Bobby, your pump looks pretty bad. You gotta salt up, bro.”
Jojo: “Yeah Bobby, you’re looking small as hell right now. You should definitely salt up.”
by BobboShmurda January 18, 2023
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