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Sly Stallone

When you invite two hookers or call-girls over your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the tabletop while you watch for your enjoyment.
Pete invited two girls over to perform a Sly Stallone for him. He then told them he already ate dinner and had them leave.
by 69BriGuy69 March 4, 2009
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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
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Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
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sylvester stallone

Sexy...Fit... Gorgeous... Meooooowwweeeeee!!!!!!!
Sylvester stallone is fit ad fuk !!!!
by josieknight May 2, 2006
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INCESTER STALLONE

sylvester stallone has anal and penetrative sex with his blood relations
When a sylvester stallone has an intimate relation ship with his family members , '' oh hes only gone and turned incester stallone on me''
by sean jay November 6, 2013
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Stallone Eye

To have drank to the point that one upper eye lid seems to be sagging a lot more than the other which gives a resemblance to Sylvester Stallone's natural born handicap.
Man, shes so drunk. Her stallone eye is awesome.
by nomansland2 December 31, 2010
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stallone

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.
Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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