Stainer

A person who is so unforgivably smelly that they become offensive to the people around them. They no longer become something like a gas, they are a stainer.

"Debbie was so smelly today, she was such a stainer"

by HeyoPotatoe December 13, 2014

stainer

Apparently a slang word used by little black rude bwoy kids from the slums of london for a vagrant/tramp/down and out. Has to be said in a stupid voice though.

My mans a stainer ya get me.

by The Curious Orange January 30, 2006

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

staines

When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.

ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!

by rofltson April 24, 2017

staineroni

Large stain in the crotch/nether regions of the white tidy brief underwear

Soph was doing laundry and realized Bill had some staineroni on his under bridges

by Texasheatwave360 October 2, 2019