Mad-Shagger

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.

A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014

dildo saggins

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.

by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

staggalate

to drag, waste too much f*ckin time..

Dont staggalate on gettin me my money or u fina get shot.

by Ravi C January 25, 2006

top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag

friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

shagged out

Akin to the word knackered.
Very tired.

I'm shagged out after last night.

by minges and all April 18, 2003

Stagger

To drink alcohol and smoke marijuana at the same time

Davy's favorite song to listen to while staggering was Creedence Clearwater Revival's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine". He was always in a good mood after that.

by Millennial Hippie June 19, 2023