MetLife Stadium

Where horrible football is played by both the Giants and Jets, and the stadium where the WiFi and service is equivalent to a third world country.

Taylor- Hey Bill, why didn’t you text me when you were at the Jets game.
Bill- It was MetLife Stadium.

by Beerbongsandshit October 4, 2018

hit the stadium

participating in the activities leading up to, and including, sex. Or in simpler terms: to mess around, get it in, smash, etc.

the sex is usually just casual and has no strings attatched.

refers to the dome-like shape of stadiums which represents the shape of the male external sexual organs.

girl: so what are we doing tomorrow?

guy: we should hit the stadium ;)

girl: okay just make sure you bring some rubbers.

by asianbangin22 October 12, 2011

snack stadium

A fat girls twat filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she's on her period. Cheese is optional depending on the fat chick's hygiene.

Alec Baldwin and Dan Marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a Rosie O'Donnell 's snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.

by Zabbadizzat October 9, 2016

stadium chant

Vocals recorded from large crowds, usually at sports events.

That stadium chant song you always hear is Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation!

by canonlibel June 11, 2014

Stadium Dome

A person going bald in back but refuses to shave their head resulting in a hairstyle that resembles the dome of a sports stadium

That man has a Cowboy's stadium dome

by Jared_FromtheJerseyShore October 25, 2009

Yankee Stadium

What your room, apartment, house, garage, basement, etc. becomes when you are completely alone and decide to masturbate.

All alone at home. Time to turn this place into Yankee Stadium. Nut Hut

by LokiEvil February 7, 2013

stadium dick

when one attempts and fails to urinate in a in a stadium restroom in front of others.

"dude, there were like seven other people pissing in there. i had to talk it out. i had severe stadium dick."

by heycolbart October 1, 2008