by Mrs. Fetters September 30, 2006
Get the quad stacker mug.The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
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by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
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by Daimo_45 October 5, 2006
Get the Pie stacker mug.Obviously the Plural of stalker.
Stalkers can work in groups.
Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.
They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.
For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.
Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.
If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.
Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.
And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.
My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
Stalkers can work in groups.
Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.
They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.
For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.
Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.
If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.
Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.
And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.
My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
My stalkers keep trying to ruin my life.
Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.
Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.
Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
by WTFasdfasdfasdfasdfasd August 24, 2011
Get the Stalkers mug.When working in a Huhtamaki America's Mill, a person who stacks plates on any machine other than B-13 while it is running FRANKA, or any person who has never packed the afformentioned FRANKA 4 cup carrier. The Stacker Bitch will be known as such until he/she has done the said job, and also will be punished by back seat car rides until he/she has done the job. A Stacker Bitch is a human Pinata, so bash away when you see one!
Me: Jon is such a Stacker Bitch!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!
by J-LEW#99 July 20, 2009
Get the Stacker Bitch mug."Yo, Mark! You got any snackers on you?" - Mike
"Helllllll yeah. Let's snacker it up in my bathroom!" - Mark
"Helllllll yeah. Let's snacker it up in my bathroom!" - Mark
by Mike the Sloth July 20, 2008
Get the Snackers mug.Navy term for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job it is to load bombs and missiles on military aircraft as well as load and maintain other aircraft armament systems. See Ordy
The BB Stackers are working round the clock with the Intigrated Weapons Team to ensure all aircraft are combat ready.
by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004
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