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St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.
Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"
by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018
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St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
by Jonaathan April 18, 2019
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St. John's College

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
by notsocrates December 2, 2020
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Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.
Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.
by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008
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St. John's Basketball

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation
Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!
by stjjjj August 1, 2011
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St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.
I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.
by Nick D March 18, 2004
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St. John's

the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.
St. John's is a great town to party in!
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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