Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

squirter

A person - assumed to be an enemy - trying to escape a military cordon or attack.

One squirter just fled out the north gate and is fleeing to the northeast on a jingle truck. Have the gunship take him out.

by USMC-Sarge March 22, 2020

Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.

“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”

by RT86 May 23, 2018

Yogurt squirter division

Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything

Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement

by Kingofdick July 30, 2020

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020

Squirter

A woman, who during sexual ejaculation, is able to squirt (cum) from her vagina.

Consuelo is a squirter.

by LeTron October 22, 2009

alien squirter

When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.

I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter

by paulgoodmanisgay May 11, 2015