Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

Squeef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time

Sarah felt something all day long and was relieved when she squeefed it out

by Ben dover6 October 21, 2019

Squeef

A high-pitched qweef.

Person #1: "Hey, have you ever heard a girl squeef?"
Person #2: "Nah man, what the hell is a squeef?"
Person #1: "It's a squeaky, high-pitched fart, basically, that comes out of a woman's vagina."
Person #2: "......................."

by karadji February 19, 2012

squeef

pussy fart, aka skweef

she squeefed after i pulled out

by bob March 27, 2004

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

squief

verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.

"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."

by fort.rouge September 11, 2007

Squeef

1. to try to get a hit off a bowl of marijuana when there is only ash in the bowl.

I squeefed out a hit.

by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004