squaffle

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.

1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.

by Music Talks August 13, 2007

Squiffler

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

by Druggman October 4, 2015

squerflog

Squerflog is a Scandinavian term for fun race held between two sleds holding a dog and pulled by two people. It translates to The Husky Men Race.

It snowed last night. We should get the sleds out and take the dogs for a squerflog.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021

squeefy

Means that something is squeef, and therefore squeefy

This beefy is squeefy

by Mint Leaf June 29, 2021

Squoff

(verb) To squoff. A combination of "squint" and "scoff." That moment when someone annoys you and you squint and scoff at the same time. It can also be done in different variations (scoffs first, then squints. Or squints first, then scoffs).

Amy: What do you think feminism is Chang?

Chang: Women trying to take over the planet and take away men's rights.

Amy: *Squoffs*

by Mangoo para ti December 3, 2018

Squeef

When she squirt and then she queef

“Aye bruh, Landon was telling me about this girl he hooked up with the other night. He made her squeef!”

by bigballs25 March 16, 2021