Squeezer

variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang

Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.

by MrBoner February 14, 2003

Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003

Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019

Squeezer

A two thumb foot rub predominantly on the arch of the foot.

Sweetheart, my feet are so tired. Can I please have some squeezers?

by Sullivan Elizabeth March 17, 2025

Squeezer to the dome

1. Miming a masturbatory action followed by a flinging action directed at the face of another person. While miming these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

2. Literally performing a masturbatory action followed by flinging semen at the face of another person. While performing these actions one must yell "squeezer to the dome!"

1. Getting laid off is a real squeezer to the dome.

2. I gave her a squeezer to the dome and she was mine forever.

3. In the film "The Silence of the Lambs" FBI Agent Clarice Starling got a real squeezer to the dome after she first met Hannibal Lecter.

by Johnny Looselips May 23, 2010

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020