Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

squeeker

(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.

Did you hear that squeeker during the meeting? Yeah, sorry, that was me.

by Gippy September 7, 2005

dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

by inversecoma April 21, 2007

lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 21, 2005

pencil squeezer

Masturbator

Wanker

Onenist

Verse of Ian Dury song:

'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.

Also:

That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...

by D B Cooper June 6, 2013

Squeezer

when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs

the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!

by ginger April 10, 2003

Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010