Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Squeaker

A general word for any 'Kid' who plays video games and has a high pitched voice.

Person 1: Dude, i was stuck in a game with a squeaker yesterday.
Person 2: Ha, sucks for you.

by TheGo@t March 17, 2015

squear

noun- a person who is both a homosexual and a nerd.

Ashlynn is turned on by women who can solve advanced math problems because she is a squear.

by Babs123123123 October 7, 2007

squealing like a cat

When someone is whining or fussing about something...similar to squealing like a pig. Cats? Squealing? Designed to confuse.

"Those chicks found out we were prank calling them"
"They squealing like cats!"

"She said she was tired of walking......I told her to stop squealing like a cat."

by SummerHoyas July 26, 2013

Squeaky Friends

Young children we all love.

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?

by sora senpai September 9, 2020

Half-Cheek-Squeak

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.

*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*

by ***sin*** April 16, 2009

shaquille o'squeal

while finger banging a girl take your hand out and place it in a tub or ICY HOT or squirt some from a tube onto your hand and proceed to finger slam your partner. we are sure she will squeal from delight.(you may also use any similar products i.e. bengay, biofreeze)

Guy - Yeah so I gave my girlfriend the shaquille o'squeal this weekend, needless to say she loved it.

Guy 2 - I know I could hear her squeal from down the hall.

by Proffesor Squeal September 24, 2012