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squanson

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.
by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008
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Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.
Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.
by Los Angelina May 11, 2009
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Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
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lemon squash

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.
Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018
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squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018
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Squanch

The act of erotic asphyxiation, especially while at a party. Can also be used to describe something.
(From Rick and Morty)

1. "Hey Rick, is there a good place for me to squanch around here?"
2. "I'm gonna go squanch on over to my closet and get back to squanching."
3. "Squanchy party Rick!"
by J-RodHotBod November 7, 2014
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Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.
Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.
by Rego45 May 2, 2014
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