buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squanch

AKA tatum or grundle

My squanch is sweaty

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.

Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him

by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022

Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality

Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch

by Squanchy July 12, 2022

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022