The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

skunching by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

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Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

Slaunching by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

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EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.

OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"

EMI-Squashing by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008

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Squatching

The act of getting stoned while in the woods and then playing Hot Lava on fallen tree's.

" I cant wait for recess today so we can go squatching at the state park".

Steve totally ate it and broke his phone while we were squatching Tuesday.

"Evan went big today while we were squatching and totaly jacked his knee."

Squatching by Squatchers annoymus March 27, 2013

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