squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"
by arock July 21, 2014

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up
Hey man look at that total squanch over there
Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
Hey man look at that total squanch over there
Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022

by Shekelboy April 1, 2020

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
