Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

scunthorpe

Sly way of saying cunt (s-cunt-horpe) without people knowing that you are indeed, calling them a cunt!

that person over there is blatently from scunthorpe!

by Adam Streeter September 16, 2005

Spunch Dog

A Spunch is a collection of people (sometimes in a club, society etc.) with a common interest, passion or obsession.

A Spunch Dog is the designated leader of a club or society. If, however, a group is less official, the Spunch Dog thereof is the person most enthusiastic about (or well-versed in) the field of choice.

Sorry I'm late, I was getting a coffee and the local Caffeine Spunch was in. Their Spunch Dog is awesome but they made the cue way too long.

by Alantrix January 13, 2009

spunton

Its a person who digs up newly dead corpses in order to lose their virginity or boost their numbers.

If you are a spunton you are someone who has issues and is kind of a necropheliac.

by natalie & Hayley ;) February 22, 2011

ShunThadink

Hood Translation for the Japanese phrase, “you ain’t shit.”

“Hey Siri how do you say “you ain’t shit” in Japanese?”
Siri: “ShunThadink”
(Meaning, You ain’t shit” in Japanese. )

by SunDown904 October 16, 2021

Spunt

A combination of the words spud and cunt. A person who is both ineffective and not nice to be around.

Mate I'm sick of Johnno, he's a total spunt.

by BigNuts87 January 7, 2016