Sputch

A microwaved cheese sandwich.

"I ate me some Sputch"

by Poopy7_TBA January 5, 2012

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

sputch

A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.

(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!

by melicia April 10, 2004

Spunth

It is your SPecial moNTH? (The U implies your own of course

If April was the month you were born in than April would be your Spunth? Or that wonderful day in when you and Joe shared that once in a lifetime moment

by lhb July 4, 2005

sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006