spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

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spuckers

the two-syllable quick way to call someone a fucking spammer

I can't believe I keep getting these emails for Viagra. I hate spuckers.

by TurtleGirl December 13, 2008

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Guy Spiker

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.

That Guy Spiker is very stupid!

by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019

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1.) Someone with an unnatural compulstion to wear spikes and all things metal on all parts of their body. Often associated with maschisocism. Very sexy on girls.
2.) Someone who spikes people's drinks at a party, I.E: Adding drugs/alcohol to them for fun or profit.
3.) Madman (my buddy, not the admin) on a really fucking bad day.

1.) The spiker drifted gracefully into the room, and the preppy girls cringed at the safety pins driven through his arms and thumbs.
2.)
A.)Tom is such a spiker. We want him at the party?
B.)Only for the girlfolk.
3.)
A.)Holy shit, madman went spiker today.
b.)Oh shit, where do we hide now?

by wackodraco May 14, 2005

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Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

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