alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

by fornicatia January 4, 2010

Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

by Zim53 July 13, 2012

Cool-sucking

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

by nbro February 19, 2009

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

cock sucking bastard fucker

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

by Tom J H September 6, 2006