sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

sprinting

To run like a member of the Fours, until you throw up, preferably...

Lloydy partook in some sprinting until he threw up... He was a marvellous partaker of the sprinting, was that Lloydy!... See him run!

by Benny Boy C April 29, 2008

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

sprinjing

the act of ejaculation following pressure on one's testicles

I never get any action because I'm way into sprinjing.

by commander_salamander June 16, 2016

spanging

how i make my living

"top of the morning to you, skum. hey, lets go spange for some beer.."

by gutter girl September 26, 2004

splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Scrunting

A partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming up, is your mom still scrunting on onlyfans?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022