Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.

Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021

Ass Sniffing

The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.

My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.

by Bunghole Lover January 10, 2005

Spiffing

For something to be excellent or good. Word is mainly used by upper-class British

I say Grayson, that back-scratched you purchased for me the other day is rather spiffing.

by Superduperpooperscooper123123 January 8, 2010

spiffing

lovely, desirable, super
retro term - ganking

We're having such a spiffing time
He's a spiffing bloke

by Catherine September 30, 2003

Spiffin'

Styling; looking chic, possibly gaudy ina positive way.

Shilo: Look at these sparkly shoes!
Kate: Wow! those are spiffin'!

by Kayla Pape December 8, 2003

Spiffing

A very dated word used by the upper-class British, and Americans that can't do impressions for shit.
Can be used for comedic value.

Usually found in sentences containing the terms; "Jolly good" "Old chap/chum" "Tea" "Wot wot" "I say" and "Earl grey"

I say, old chum. Would you like to come to Buckingham palace and share a spiffing pot of the old earl Grey, wot?

by PotHeadJesus February 19, 2010

Swiffing out

When someone says he/she will do something and then does not do it because of of laziness, irresponsibility or worthlessness. Can also mean when someone needs to do a task within a certain timeframe and then gives notice of failure after the time has expired.

Sean: Hey Jeremy, can you get me my tickets before 6:00pm tomorrow?
Jeremy (at 6:30pm the next day): I will not be able to get you your tickets.
Sean: Damn, that Jeremy is always swiffing out...

by baaaaaaaab January 17, 2010