cheddar spreader

A moment in time where you and a partner of your choosing both spread your cheeks in harmony and touching cusp to cusp and while farting simultaneously

Wow babe that one sounded as wet as a cheddar spreader..

by HashtagAnnabelle September 15, 2017

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Spreader wives

The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.

1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "

by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020

cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009

Spreader

A person who supplies drugs to a crowd.

Do you think there will be a spreader at the rave?

by Jay November 17, 2003

Spreadneck

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South

Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.

by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009