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A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all
by BMoney June 11, 2006
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Spreadneck

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South
Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.
by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009
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Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
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Speakage

Speakage:

(Ñöún)

The level at which one can speak grammatically correct.
Yo. Scarlet's speakage is so whack. When I asked her and Carlton what they did over the weekend, she said, "Me and Carlton went and raped a small group of homeless kids that hold up a few blocks down south of the shelter over on Main St." She totally should have said "Carlton and I!"
by PinaKoala September 2, 2018
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Screamager

What the hell's wrong with you Screamager?
by Unreal May 28, 2003
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Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)
Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr
by Addela May 19, 2018
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Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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