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Spreadcheek

A person who gets their ass wiped willingly or unwillingly by another person in pornographic videos.
"Take that you fucking spreadcheek."
by BOBBOBOB August 23, 2004
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Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.
''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.
by dantelicious July 11, 2009
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Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done
Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.
by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012
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Spreadsheeting

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.
He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.
by redaisy14 December 8, 2022
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Spreadthemix

to spread a mixture on an object
Spreadthemix on a tortilla.
by graybon February 6, 2023
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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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Spreadsheeted

The act of submitting data into a spreadsheet and it getting lost though the complex array of formulas
"George, another applicant got Spreadsheeted again."
by SnepSol February 5, 2026
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