when a man and a woman have sex in the middle of the street at 1 A.M. in the morning while wearing glowing sneakers so cars see them.
Dude, did you see Mike and Sarah doing the urban sprawl last night? When they were done they both had scratches on their bodies. You could totally tell they did the urban sprawl.
by Diesel27 June 10, 2011
Get the urban sprawlmug. A sexual position in which more than one artery of the body is penetrated at one time, creating quite a bit of congestion. Often resulting in horrific accidents.....the least lethal of which ends in abortion.
Question: Did you see Jenn get urban sprawled last night? From front and behind?
Response: Yeah, Eric and Blair sure got her good!
Response: Yeah, Eric and Blair sure got her good!
by Free Flow Fantasy November 24, 2010
Get the Urban Sprawlmug. When a group of idiots stand talking idly on the pavement/sidewalk and have not left any room for the flow of people to get past them.
by Ellen K October 9, 2008
Get the Urban Sprawlmug. When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.
Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."
by John Planet August 21, 2007
Get the Keith Urban Sprawlmug. Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.
Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)
by TravisRashawn March 1, 2007
Get the Sprawl-Martmug. The feeling of impending doom that you're going to have to do a shit load of sprawls because some cunts haven't done their penalty sprawls for missing training.
I'm having severe sprawl anxiety today. I reckon Mick and Aidy are gonna ride us something shocking tomorrow.
by Geoff Agnew November 2, 2022
Get the sprawl anxietymug. A poorly built new single family home in the American suburbs and exurbs. Built as quickly and cheaply as possible by developers, they are made of extremely cheap and flimsy materials, including plywood. They have thin insulation, poorly fitted and cheap siding, poor quality roofing, and a crooked frame. They tend to be built on the outer fringes of suburban sprawl in desolate car-dependent neighborhood with no landscaping or trees.
by potatoboi630 April 23, 2024
Get the Sprawl Shackmug.