Spord

A fusion of Spoon and Sword

I am the chosen one to bear the legendary spord

by Ieya September 3, 2006

Sporadic

Inconsistent; difficult to predict.

Last year's winter was characterized by sporadic showers followed by long cold spells.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Shoreditch twat

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

sporadic

To be sporadic: Is to be random to a cooler extent

"I've got itchy scrot"
"That was quite sporadic"

by Dave - Zackson 3 November 4, 2004

Shored

When one fucks up on job site then blames you

I just got shored..

by Dagway June 12, 2015

scored

To get off (kiss/snog/meet/shag) with a guy or girl.. or have a guy or girl who you like, like you as well.

example one:
guy 1: i scored that cute chick by the bar last night
guy 2: well in!!

example two:
girl 1: becca scored with jules you know!
girl 2: omg really? she is so lucky!!

by Tilly Tits November 13, 2005

Sporegasm

The ecstasy someone experiences upon reaching the space stage of Spore.

Whoa! Jack just had a fucking sporegasm now that he finished the civ stage!

by Santoro 32 October 24, 2008