Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

spotted owl

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018