Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

spoochie

someone who stays on the perimeter.

Why everybody at the club having fun and you lookin like a spoochie

by J-Avenue April 4, 2009

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

Skootchy

Is a mix between a skank and a hootchy.

Damn that bitch is a Skootchy

by Dapengi March 26, 2009

spoochi

On-set fluffer fare, most commonly Semen dumplings in a light vinaigrette over angel hair pasta and kielbasa links.

In order to maintain a properly hydrated mouth, the fluffer was treated to fresh spoochi during filming of the latest porno.

by porno'clock November 26, 2013