lovin' spoonful

A dose of heroin given by injection. The name is from the preparation of the heroin by mixing the drug with water in a spoon over a heat source.

Also a 1960's pop/rock band featuring John Sebastian, Zal Yanovsky, Joseph Campbell Butler and Steve Boone.

Billy overdosed on a lovin' spoonful.

by bugss6 May 28, 2006

spoonful

A sexual encounter that consists of either vaginal intercourse, oral intercourse, or anal intercourse.

I got a spoonful last night.
Hey, did she give you a spoonful?

by Jonny O May 21, 2006

spoonguard

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

Blorb

by AC\DC September 13, 2003

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Spoonguard

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

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this kitten was exposed to spoons! BUY!SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD!

by zoobob December 15, 2004

Spoonk

A word you would call someone for being a fucking retard.

Oh my God Joseph you’re such a spoonk for snorting grandmas ashes!

by Pig Benis lord July 2, 2019

spoonguard

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004