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Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.

I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.

by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016

sonorum frostonium

A word used to find out if someone is just a poser who is trying to impress you.

Don: "Have you ever tried sonorum frostonium?
The Beebster: "Oh of course! It's my favorite dessert!"
Don: "Nice try guy"

by djp3 September 28, 2021

sponsor

Noun: A person who helps another person by voluntarily providing money and services in hopes that one day some love will be reciprocated for the services. Usually women have sponsors.

"I asked my sponsor for two hundred dollars to pay my light bill.

by Kat E. May 21, 2006

Sponsor

an individual who pays for your food, your clothing, your vacations, your extxra curricular activties and alcohol. Also provides transportation.

John doesn't goes to school or need a job because he has a sponsor!

by Spackle April 3, 2007

Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.

"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."

by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009

Tag Sponsor

Tag Sponsor is a girl on Instagram, who is trying to look decent but is actually a high end prostitute and has been caught falling for a deal made by a guy to pay for sex. She usually accepts 20k for a weekend and says she will do extra stuff like golden shower or corpophilia (disgusting) for extra. Some women have even agreed to go with a 13 year old for extra (terrible). The screen shots of the conversation have been uploaded online to Tag Sponsors website

That girls a Tag Sponsor. I couldn't believe it

by Frank467 May 5, 2017

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004