your a spongebe
by spongebob and anmie lover June 8, 2018
Get the spongebe mug.Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".
It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.
Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.
Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!
2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
by therealmookmerkin April 11, 2019
Get the sponsored content mug.A term for someone who constantly asks others for financial support. Traced back to Germany in the early 1900's as a slur against Jewish people and their relationship with finances and the economy and has had a large resurgence in New York in recent years as an anti-semitic term.
"I'm so sick of you constantly asking me for money, not to be offensive but you're being such a sponger"
by tommy97 May 13, 2020
Get the Sponger mug.A person who always insists that the episodes past season 9 of Spongebob SquarePants are forgettable garbage compared to its early and mid episodes, specifically before the second Spongebob movie.
But unlike people like a Spongeboomer and a Spongezoomer, the SpongeGenXer likes to complain about the character and animation style change
But unlike people like a Spongeboomer and a Spongezoomer, the SpongeGenXer likes to complain about the character and animation style change
Person 1: I grew up with reruns of the first 8 seasons of SpongeBob, and those episodes are all good, everything past the second movie is Garbage.
Person 2: okay, SpongeGenXer
Person 2: okay, SpongeGenXer
by TheRobSka August 28, 2020
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Get the Sponged mug.Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
by JB42 August 21, 2010
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