to sponge

To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.

Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.

by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016

sponge

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.

Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

sponge

A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.

She had a reet fine sponge on her.

All she did was nag, nag, nag, so I kicked her in the sponge.

by spongekicker September 20, 2006

A Sponge

Someone who absorbs all roasts of him and never roast back or someone who doesn’t give a fuck

I roasted him and he just stood there, what a sponge

Bob doesn’t give a fuck about anything, he’s such a sponge

by Fredrick510 August 12, 2019

Sponge

A band from Detroit, Michigan.

" Sponge has kick-ass music. "

by Shazamical August 30, 2008

Sponge

When someone refuses to participate or join in, and their attitude is so negative it acts to absorb the fun of the other people around them, like a sponge.

Person one: "You guys fancy going out later?"

Person two: "No that sounds like shit mate, I'd rather watch men get sweaty with each other"

Person one: "You're such a fucking sponge Scott"

by fm11fm March 15, 2014