Spinch

The Mormon boy definition for 'lil bitch'

If you're a spinch you probably have a Grinch fucker blog on Tumblr.com and are a self-proclaimed vegan top.
A spinch never uses the word spinch properly because all spinches are illiterate.

Regular bitch: "Yo Michael, touch my peepee again and I'll publicly leak your Grinch Fucking blog."
Spinch bitch: "I'll spinch your knees."
Regular: "Shut up you illiterate Mormon spinch bitch."

by Disco Grinch February 7, 2019

spinched

"Spinched" means to get high.

" You Spinched bro?"

by S Place October 19, 2011

Spinchat

Spinchat is a website where bipolar virgins with mental illness try to meet girls who put pictures of models from google images as their profile pictures. Now a good 90 percent of the girls on spinchat are 50 year old men who tuck their fat into their sweatpants. Besides the great shemale population on spinchat it also offers many trolls. Most of these trolls were sexually abused when they were younger. There are however the few respectable trolls. Aside from that if you're favorite game happens to be minecraft and you're into watching gay porn I suggest Spinchat is the right place for you.

Example 1:

Guy 1: hey dude let's go on spinchat and make girl accounts

Guy 2: Yeah we should maybe we can find some lesbians that will date us.

Example 2:

Troll: (I'm a 35 year old virgin and I'm mad) :( Goes in *attack mode* "Hey you guys are fags my life is so much better than yours"

Example 3:

RegisteredSexOffender: Damn no one ever wants to hang out with me because I'm an old and ugly fat pervert. I guess I should make a spinchat.

by Schitz December 31, 2012

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Shonch

The Grey matter that is scratched off of instant lottery tickets.

"I spent $5 on this lottery ticket and all I got was Shonch on my new pants"

by Shonch July 29, 2007

squiggly-spooch

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.

ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!

by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008

Soncha

1. A soncha is known as the other woman. Or the woman a man is having an affair with.

2. A slut who's messing with a taken man.

Woman 1: Is that Mr. William's girlfriend?
Woman 2: No, he's married. That's his soncha.

by TrashyCigarettes November 1, 2010