splurtch

splurtch (splerch) NOUN. The splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog.

I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.

by Maxhole June 18, 2009

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

splunch

Splunch is just a little man who is very sad and wet.

Splunch is so cool.

by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

slutch

combination of slut and bitch

Angel is such a SLUTCH!!!
I can't believe how much of a slutch Angel is!!
I'm so glad I'm not a slutch like her.

by taylor and lol June 13, 2008

splatch

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008

Slutch

clutch type bag carried by girls of easy virtue, often a cheap fake copy and/or gaudy and tasteless.

"Dude I'm outta condoms and the restoom machine is broken , can you ask your girlfriend if she's got any in her slutch?"

by Fretwire September 1, 2009

Slutch

A woman that always shows up at the end of the night willing to perform sexual favors. Clutch slut. Slutch

Call Mandy if you want to get laid. She is a Slutch.

by Dutch4prez September 8, 2015