Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Slorp

It is the need to eat someone...:D

McK: I'm going to slorp you!
Sil: What's th-
McK: -NOM-

by SIlviar January 18, 2009

splop

When you are taking a shit and the shit falls in the toilet and the water splashes on your asshole

Thomas (Coming out of the bathroom) "Man i just sploped all over me"

by Thom-ass January 8, 2008

Splore

To abbreviate the word "explore" but then misuse it to make it sound sexual

I was looking for a swimsuit so I splored in your drawers.

by HtotheTS September 7, 2010

splop

n. Semen, semenal fluid. A quantity of ejaculate.

Can be used as a verb, to describe the busting of one's nut.

Her face was covered in splop.

I splopped all over the place when she touched me there.

by sploprag May 22, 2009

Sploop

When you shit in the toilet and the water hits your ass.

Guy: Sploop

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019

Splor

Splor: a type of fish that's native to the ocean planet Splorkis, characterized by its neon orange feathers and large, floppy ears. Splors are known for their playful nature and love of music, often gathering in large schools to sing and dance to their favorite tunes.

"Look at all the Splor."

by UltraLink July 1, 2023