by Big body boy 1234 December 30, 2021
Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"
Synonym for splooge (see example #1)
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"
Synonym for splooge (see example #1)
by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004
When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021
by xxxKismetxxx January 08, 2024
When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.
Often this act is observed as adorable.
Often this act is observed as adorable.
by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022
When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.
by TheRedBanana May 03, 2012