splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003

Spoaf

A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.

Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".

by AtomLizard November 6, 2016

spleaf

a Marijuana cigarette;a joint

a spliff using only the leaf part of a marijuana plant commonly referred to as homegrown

spliff plus leaf = spleaf

a general term meaning the leaves of a pot plant (homegrown or homestone)

not the most desirable part of the plant to smoke

Sorry ,all I got is this shitty spleaf man.

That's okay man ,fire it up.

Hey let's go to Wendy's.

by krazappy December 7, 2003

Spleaf

A pipe used for smoking marijuana, tobacco and other herbs that is about the size of a Credit Card. It contains 6 chambers the smoke passes through to cool the smoke once it reaches your lips.

"Ya wanna smoke out of my new Spleaf?"

by Drunken_step_dad January 14, 2008

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

Sloaf

A Slo As Fuck Creature...like my teenage son. Like a sloth, but infinitely slower.

Jackson! Get your ass out of bed, we got shit to do. You are such a frigging SLOAF.

by ftroop December 1, 2016

splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.

Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!

by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010