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splintax

Splintax can be used as refering to a person, or how poor/shitty etc.. something or someone is.

Splintax can also be used as saying that someone is a controll freak.

Splintax is aslo a synonym to "Scott Young"
"Dude, don't sink to the pathetic and assholish level of splintax"
by Ben Guinnery June 6, 2004
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splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
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splints

Don't fuck with Splints!
by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004
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splentastrific

A combination of splendid terrific and fantastic altogether and means you feel so good that no matter what happens the smile on your face will never turn into a frown
I feel so splentastrific

I hope your doing splentastrific
by Wondering_word_Wizard April 30, 2023
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splinta

bro i just caught a splinta
by throwedyn October 24, 2023
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Splintage

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.
John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!
by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024
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splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him
Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024
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