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splendicity

When writing a paper, it is the point when you break through all writing barriers and words begin to flow through your mind and onto paper. At this point, writing your paper becomes very easy and the end of the document seems to approach rapidly.
Writing this paper for history class was so difficult until I reached literary splendicity, now I will be done in no time!
by M Ski April 13, 2008
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Saleana

Name of a beautiful highly intelligent empathetic woman.
Saleana always knows
by Lynnshaw July 21, 2018
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splander

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006
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Splenda Baby

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.
Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!
by m2dirty September 13, 2011
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Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013
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splanchnophilia

a type of paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by internal organs.
Yo, didn't Dahmer have something called splanchnophilia? Dude was seriously into doing it with all the people he cut up.
by fairyspells October 2, 2022
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spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.
"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"
by Morathor March 30, 2004
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