spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

splackavellie

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha

Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.

by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

splack

(noun)

1. In reference to fucking or going to pound-town with another individual. Specifically, with sexual occurrences where a "splack"-like sound resonates due to any or all of the following:
- testicles smacking the vulva due to positioning of the well-known "doggy-style" sex method
- "makin' it clap" with the addition of extra bodily fluids to really create a thick "splack" sound (with some bASS)

(adj.)

1. A descriptive word that can replace "fuck", when used to describe something intense, except with a higher magnitude of the "dayuuum" factor

"Shit man, I was splackin' that ho all night. She got it goood."

"That chronic was so dope, my mind was splacked, thizzle-style..... heh heh"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018