spitzer

A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.

I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.

by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008

Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".

1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.

by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011

little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

by bethidee March 14, 2008

spitzer

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

by Treasure Island April 5, 2008

slizzered

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

skizzert

A skizzert is a very powerful way of saying stop talking. When someone is talking and you want them to stop, while they are in the middle of their sentence (after they started to say a word and not at a pause in their sentence) put your hand about 1/2 - 3/4 inches away from their face and say skizzert. When you say skizzert don't say it too fast, or you will skizzert your-self which will be very humiliating for you and you will be laughed at. You should say it at the same speed as you would any other word in a conversation so it seems slick.

person one: Hey Mikey what are we....

Person two: Skizzert!

Person one: doi (slur the rest of the words)

This is a true story!!!!

by Keith "the k man" January 5, 2009

spitzer

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.
Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

by Bob Caron March 13, 2008