Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

spitoon

the object, usually a bottle, in which one who is chewing tobacco uses to spit into.

pass me that spitoon.
glass ice tea bottles make good spitoons.

by D.LAuf July 2, 2005

Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

spitoon

a container (cup, bottle, bowl) that is used to spit tobacco juice into while you are dipping/chewing tobacco. can also be used to discard lips when you are done with them. usually, arizona iced tea bottles work the best due to the fact that they are brown in color and can easily hide what is actually in the bottle. other good alternatives are coke, pepsi, or root beer bottles.

never put your spitoon next to a bottle of coke. you dont want to drink the wrong one by mistake

by guitarfreakx27 October 26, 2009

shittoon

The equivalent to a spittoon, but made for shit; a receptacle for shit; a toilet.

Do you have a plunger? I plugged the shittoon again.

by JD Vencill December 1, 2007

pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

spitoon

vases, jars or containers used for spitting into, usually to spit chewing tobacco.

My grandaddy just spit his chew into that spitoon, I would not put those flowers in it.

by itsmeyo July 28, 2010