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Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
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old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.
The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.
by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021
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Spitball

An almost forgotten way to wage war against another person or group of people. Typically used by kids in the lower grades against another rival class. Involves a straw and a small crumpled up ball of paper that is soaked in spit to make it stick to others. Rules of engagement: You need many allies to pull this off, never do this alone. Never get caught by the teacher. Always over prepare in ammo.
Maxwell: The other retarded class started a spitball war with us yesterday and they got Davy and Brian.

Jim: This is a code red alert, call in support from the classes upstairs, we need more allies.
by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019
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Shitbag

A person that is a walking, talking, breathing pile of Shit and utters nothing but wack shit over and over again.
Fred was talking about some nerd gaming crap again while pretending to be Goth or whatever the fuck it's called. What a Shitbag.
by _ June 3, 2003
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Shitbag-Motherfucker

a low down dirty piece of shit of person who is consistently hurtful and mean with words and actions to people, especially women after a man uses them for sexual pleasure.
James is a real shitbag-motherfucker for sexting multiple women on twitter and sharing their information/photos in dm rooms.
by jamielovestacos November 21, 2018
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Foreign Spitball

When you hit the foreign kid who doesn't speak any English and always pisses his pants in your elementary school class with a spitball and they start eating it.
I just hit that German kid with a foreign spitball and he ate it LMAO!
by Dookiepoopy November 10, 2021
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shitbag stew

A mexican soup known as menudo. It is made from cow intestines and stomach tripe hence the nickname - shitbag stew. It is legendary for curing hangovers. It is an aquired taste and usually only enjoyed by hispanics.
I am so hung over from that New Years Eve Party. I hope Grandma Maria has some shitbag stew left.
by Fern Dawg July 10, 2009
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